I am going to create a new news network called All Allegory News. We won't give any reports directly, we'll only reveal the world's goings-on in parable form. Here's my first broadcast:

There was this guy named Seth who had a really great apartment, but the landlord unfairly threw him out on his ass. Years later, Seth came back to reclaim the place but the landlord's son was living there. Seth tried to push the son out, and eventually was able to corner him in the bathroom. The son took some cleaning fluid he found under the sink, lit it on fire, and lobbed it at Seth. Seth sent troupes into the bathroom. The son sent little rats wearing bombs into the living room....

Okay, this is getting less and less like an allegory.