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Jill Bernard's Small Cute Book of Improv

Jill Bernard, a favorite on the improv festival circuit, shares her method of creating spontaneous characters, VAPAPO. This tiny book is an easy way to get more into the scene and less into your head with shortcuts to fuller, playful characters. This third edition features original essays on improv based on ten years of teaching. Only $5.

"A must read. This book might change your life." — Joe Bill

"It speaks from the heart and to all the voices in your head.” — Mark Sutton










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"The Queen of Minneapolis Improv" - Chicago Magazine

To book me in your city, email me. I can also coach your group, teach a workshop, and/or perform my one-woman show Drum Machine for a reasonable fee. Says Leigha Horton of the Velvet Elvises; "Jill, we loved having you in there with us...it was not only wonderful to get a different coaching point of view, but YOUR coaching point of view. You were thoughtful and intelligent in your critiques, yet playful and not a bit dictatorial."

Also I will coach your solo improv by mail, form here.
EDITING I have made a Powerpoint presentation of this information, please email me at jbernard@comedysportztc.com, I'd be happy to send you a copy.

Editing is a very cool way of getting from one scene to another without having a blackout. It only works and is clear to the audience if everyone is decisive and knows what's happening.

Some people just clap (CLAP EDIT) or run in front to 'sweep' the stage (SWEEP EDIT) to edit between scenes.

Some people do a TRANSFORMER EDIT where everyone on the outside of the scene copies something physical/vocal that happened and transition it into the next scene, i.e.
BOB: I like tuna!
TRACY: Well! (she throws her arms up in the air)
--> Everyone else starts throwing their arms up in the air and saying "Well!" and they take over the whole stage. Eventually that becomes something else in a mirror-exercise kind of way. It might transform a couple of times. Then someone turns that into a new scene and everyone else clears the stage.

Some people do a MOVIE EDIT where they come onstage and use their hands like the viewfinder of a camera and they say, "We leave this store and pan over to a parking garage. It's late at night and it's cold and water is dripping from the roof. There is only one car here" or something like that. They're describing how the transition would happen in a movie, so it can be anything. Then other people start the scene in that new location.

Here are five more edits that *could* happen, just so that *when* they happen, you know what they are.

Please allow Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fonzie, and a small monkey to show you.

EDIT 1 - Leaving
Edit 1 - Leaving
#1 - Fonzie and Buffy do their scene and find some reason to simply....
Edit 1 - Leaving
#2 - ...leave

This edit is under-rated. We feel like we're trapped onstage, but if another scene needs to happen, just leave.


EDIT 2 - Crossfade

Edit 2 - Crossfade
#1 - Fonzie and Buffy are doing a scene. Monkey enters downstage and begins something unrelated without making eye contact with them. He probably should start talking too. He can even start talking to someone who's not there and Fonzie or Buffy will step into that space to be that character. Oooh! Neat-o!

Edit 2 - Crossfade
#2 - Buffy and Fonzie leave, either in character, finishing up what they're doing and fading away, or by going neutral and getting out of there.

This edit is very brave, and relies on the people in the scene to understand that the person is not joining them, but editing them. More on that distinction later.

EDIT 3 - Tag-Out

Edit 3 - Tag-out
#1 - Monkey and Buffy are doing a scene. Fonzie tags Buffy on the shoulder.

Edit 3 - Tag-out
#2 - Buffy gets out of there, Monkey stays the same character and has a scene with Fonzie. Probably Buffy will tag back in, and this scene will have been a memory:
MONKEY: It's bad.
BUFFY: What did the doctor say?
FONZIE: (tags out Buffy) It's bird flu.
MONKEY: Oh no, doctor.
BUFFY: (tags out Fonzie, bringing us back to the present) Wow, that's awful.

Edit 3 - Tag-out
#3 - See, Buffy can tag back in. She probably shouldn't use a wooden stake to do so.

This can also be used to create a montage. Like a string of people can tag in so we see a series of short scenes where Monkey's interviewing for jobs or having bad dates or being mean to the elderly. Or something.

EDIT 4 - Swinging Door

Edit 4 - Swinging Door
#1 Monkey and Buffy are having a scene.

Edit 4 - Swinging Door
#2 - Fonzie enters very crisply and unmistakably, exactly behind Monkey and starts a scene interacting with him.

Edit 4 - Swinging Door
#3 - Monkey is the same character and has a scene with Fonzie. He becomes a pivot point. When he turns back to Buffy, they have a scene as their original characters:

MONKEY: It's bad.
BUFFY: What did the doctor say?
FONZIE: (enters crisply) It's bird flu.
(BUFFY freezes/continues in silence/clears depending on your style)
MONKEY: (swings to face FONZIE) Oh no, doctor. (Swings to face BUFFY)
(FONZIE freezes/continues in silence/clears)
BUFFY: Wow, that's awful.

This edit is really easy to misinterpret. It requires a lot of courage on the part of whoever's in Buffy's position, because you just have to freeze -- or continue the scene silently -- or clear off the stage ready to bolt back in, all depending on your team's style or needs. It requires smarts on the part of the pivot, because they have to understand what's going on and swing back to the first scene in a timely fashion. And it requires heart on the part of the person who initiates the swinging door by stepping in there....no it doesn't, I just wanted to finish my Wizard of Oz analogy.


Edit 5 - Split Screen

Edit 5 - Split Screen

C-3PO and Fonzie are having a scene. Monkey and Buffy are having a different scene in a different place happening at the same time. Think "Summer Lovin'" from Grease where we get to see what the boys are up to and what the girls are up to simultaneously through the miracle of give and take.

Editing vs. Joining
Editing vs. Joining a scene.
Fonzie is joining this scene. You can tell because he is engaging Monkey and Buffy and he's not downstage of them.

Editing vs. Joining a scene.
Fonzie is editing this scene. Note he is not making eye contact with Monkey or Buffy and is doing something completely unrelated.

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Edits don't work when you tell us with your eyes and body language that you have no idea what's going on and that the person doing the edit is an idiot. Edits work when you make a clear decision. If you're being cross-faded, your job is to make it look like a director told you to back off stage like a fog, or to finish what you were doing and turn and leave, or whatever it is you choose to do to get out. If you're tagged, get offstage and be ready to tag back in. If someone is talking to your scene partner and ignoring you, decide it's a swinging door - just be patient.

We can define the space on our stage any way we want to. Don't limit yourself to realism and linear story-telling.

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Thanks to Brian Kelly for providing the models and dining room table for this photo-essay.

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    Here are photos of our adventures!

    Well not quite, I'll also be at Huge Wednesdays every Wednesday (duh) and at the ComedySportz theater for the 8 and 10:30 shows on Saturdays 12/10, 12/17, Friday 12/30 -- and save that Jackpot Question, it's what I'll be doing New Year's Eve! Check the website for details.
    SUBMISSIONS

    I feel like we could do something layout-wise with pictures and box quotes on the three people that replied to me:
    Shaun Landry is the San Francisco Improv Festival Producer
    box quote:
    "The people who get into festivals are the ones whose material is not only incredible to watch, but they have a general idea of how to handle themselves in a submission package....they have followed the directions and they really, really want this. You can see a package that just screams enthusiasm when it gets into my mitts."

    Mark Sutton is Artistic Director of the Chicago Improv Festival
    box quote:
    “When you talk about what the show is, just talk about what the show is. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel, don’t try to entice me with something that will be a lie once I watch the tape. Don’t call it cutting edge if it’s not. Just say what it is.”

    Kevin Patrick Robbins is Executive Producer of the Toronto Improv Festival, and has Fatty Four Eyes' submission tape stuck in his VCR.
    box quote:
    "Show me something that says you take it seriously and you're not just a group of people that rehearse once a month in one of the guys’ basement, If you're submitting to a professional festival, you better look like professionals."


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    Getting into improv festivals is a contentious business. You have to sell a festival producer on your show, and the catch is you’re represented only by a mailing envelope, some papers, photos, and a video tape or DVD. YesAND talked to Mark Sutton, Artistic Director of the Chicago Improv Festival; Shaun Landry, San Francisco Improv Festival Producer; and Kevin Patrick Robbins, Executive Producer of the Toronto Improv Festival; to get some tips from the people that open those envelopes.

    Before you even lick those stamps, the producers have one piece of advice for you: “Know the mandate of the festival you’re submitting to,” said Robbins. “If the festival has an ‘about us’ section on their website read the mission statement and see what the festival is trying to accomplish….It's like applying for a job. If you're applying at a bank you're going to write your resume and cover letter differently than you would if you were applying for a job at a record store.” Landry added, “Look over the instructions on what we ask for. If I say The San Francisco Improv Festival is all improv? I do not want your sketch shows. I do not want to see an interview on your local station. I do not want to see your fundraiser promotion on how great your company is. I asked to see your improv show.”
    Because each festival has such specific ambitions and requirements, the advice from producers is occasionally contradictory. But all three agreed that a successful submission starts with good organization. “Lay out the material in a clear fashion,“ said Sutton, “Nine out of ten times, we’re looking at that stuff while watching the video tape, so make it really clear.” All three recommended a summary page with key information: the name of the group, the primary and secondary contact information, a brief show description, group biography, and a list of the cast members. “When I open the envelope the first thing I want to see is an overview of the show and then who’s in the show, then I want to see the press, then the headshots, then everything else,” said Sutton.

    The festival will love you for making any effort to help them sort the submissions. “When you have hundreds of submission tapes, you need to catalog them,” said Landry. “Every single page should have the name of the group that is being submitted and the year, because papers get moved around,“ said Robbins. “Staple information together.”

    Regarding press clippings, “The more press you have, the less needs to be included in the packet,” said Sutton, “I’m not going to sit there and read the whole review, just pull out the highlights and make a summary page."

    Good photographs are an oft-overlooked fundamental for festival submission packets. A good 300 DPI photo will not only catch the eye of the producers, Landry said, “If you’re selected most festivals will start immediately doing publicity. An action shot photo rocks and generally gets into papers.” Robbins asserted, “The photos that we use on the website are from the groups that have the best photos. If you can send that information in a hard copy and a CD-ROM that's beautiful."

    The best organized packet and the most beautiful photographs will be of no use if you violate a single principle all three producers agreed upon. Submit early. “If you’re serious about coming to a festival why are you waiting until the last minute to get your submission in?” asked Sutton. Late submissions lead to late acceptances, late publicity, late ticket sales, late everything, Sutton explained. Landry relayed a cautionary tale: “Massive Creativity from Houston, Texas went right up to the wire for submitting their tape. The post office delivered their submission to the wrong address and it got forwarded to me a day after the viewing day. Otherwise, they followed directions. Beautiful package. Lovely improv CD. Really good improv. I felt so bad. So, so bad." The story has a happy ending: an ensemble dropped out and Massive Creativity was in, on a double bill with an old cast member, no less. “It was meant to be,” Landry said, but did not recommend relying on fate.

    For those of you drooling at the prospect of assembling a beautiful packet and delivering it months ahead of time, there is one last thing the festival producers said was essential -- obvious, perhaps, but essential: Be good at improv, and make sure it shows. “The best thing you can do if you’re trying to get your show into festivals is do a good show,” said Sutton. “A lot of the shows we see that have a lot of fancy packaging are compensating for a show that’s not really that great.” Robbins added, “The best preparation is to rehearse. A lot of submissions that I've gotten are clearly just thrown together or are the last show they did before the deadline.”

    A case study in this principle is the Boston show “Waiting for Ennis Cotter,” that was accepted at the Chicago Improv Festival, the Toronto Improv Festival, and the San Francisco Improv Festival. Their submission materials included the standard background, cast list and show description; but also what cast member Tim Paul called a “little arts & crafts project that enveloped our DVD” containing their characters’ fake biographies and letters. "When you have to drive a car from Boston to Chicago [for their first CIF appearance, last year], you need something to fill the hours. I watched season four of OZ, and Kiley [Fitzgerald] did lots of cutting and pasting,” said Paul. Landry said, “We saw it and said ‘If their tape is anywhere as good as their package, they’re rock stars. If it’s any less good then at least they know how to market.” Robbins had the opposite reaction. "I included them only based on what I saw on their tape and what other people told me about their performances, the scrapbook just sits in a box,” he said. “Presentation is not important as long we can read it….Put it into just a plain old brown envelope” In the end, it was Ennis Cotter’s originality and talent, not their scrapbook, that got them into both festivals, but their presentation was icing on the cake for Landry. “They were the people who we screamed ‘They’re in! And look at their submission package!’” she said.

    The best evidence of your group’s ability, of course, is the video or DVD that you enclose. “Put some thought into what you are sending festival submission, people,” Landry chastised. “ We are not asking you to do a professional tape. We are only asking you to find a cameraman without the shakes who does not laugh all the way through your show, drowning out your voices, while standing so far back you all look like dots on video….Seriously I have seen some horrible tapes that had good improv where I try to adjust the sound from the whirring noise, or the shoddy one-unfocused-camera of, yes I'm not joking, a show toting touting ‘multi-media.’” According to Robbins, an advocate of tripods and wide-angle lenses, “There’s nothing worse that trying to watch improv that’s handheld…Watching even really good improv on video is difficult.”

    Refer to the festival guidelines to see if they prefer DVD or videotape. “We're actually starting to accept files that are DivX and AVI files, too,“ said Robbins. No matter what medium you choose; Sutton, Robbins and Landry recommend that you test it in a machine other than the one used to create it. “Once again this year I had a couple of DVDs that I put in the player and they didn’t work," said Sutton. For international submissions, ensure your is DVD burned in the correct region code. If the festival authorizes submission via streaming online, upload in a standard format, warned Landry, “The moment I find myself downloading some foreign viewer to watch your tape I have spent about 30 minutes and have not even seen your improv. I'm sort of through with your ensemble at that point before I've even seen you.”

    The festival’s call for submissions will specify the length of time your video or DVD should be. The experts disagree on how best to treat that time limit. “If they say thirty minutes, send thirty. Not an hour. Not two hours,” said Landry., “If they say fifteen minutes do a fifteen minutes set for one of your shows.” By contrast, Sutton said, “I like having the whole show because with some groups, after fifteen minutes I’m like, ’Wow it’s been fifteen minutes but it feels like nothing, I want to watch the rest of this.’” Robbins drew a middle line; “The time limit to us is not horribly important, but if we're looking to fill half hour slots we need to know that you can sustain a half hour show.”

    No matter how long the recording, it should start strong. “We can normally tell in the first five minutes whether you can do a good show, whether you’re polished,” said Robbins. “A lot of times, especially in something like CIF where you’re watching the 190 tapes, if it doesn’t grab’em quickly, you lost’em,” said Sutton.

    The three agreed that you should not edit your tape to get at the best minutes of your set. “I think it’s important in an improv show that it be unedited. I want to see what kind of show you do,” said Sutton. Robbins concurred: “We want to know that if you're going to have low points in the show, you're challenged and you can deal with those challenges.”

    In the end it may turn out that nothing in your packet or your group’s ability or style got you tossed into the reject pile. “It’s almost like a baseball season,“ philosophized Sutton. “When you go into the season you know you’re going to lose 50 games and you’re going to win 50 games no matter how bad your team is. It’s those middle 62 that make all the difference. If you have 100 submissions for an improv festival 20 will be great 20 will be horrible -- it’s the middle 60 that make it tough."

    In short, some dos and don’ts from the pros:
    DO - Know the festival's mission.
    DO - Organize your materials and meet all submission guidelines.
    DO - Include newspaper-worthy photos.
    DO - SUBMIT EARLY!
    DO - Be rehearsed and professional.
    DO - Rent sound and lighting equipment if you're setting up a show specifically to record.
    DO - Find university film students willing to record and edit a two-camera shoot of your show.
    DON'T - Inflate the value of your contents on your customs forms for international submissions, "I end up having to pay customs taxes on that," said Robbins, "That annoys me."
    DON'T - Understate your experience. "Without lying, act as thought you've been doing it forever," said Robbins.
    DON'T - Overestimate your festival history "You should never, no matter how many times you've performed at a festival, feel entitled to perform there again."
    DON'T - Harass the festival staff. "I do not mind ensembles emailing me asking if I got the tape," said Landry, "I do mind when it is continual and obnoxious."
    DON'T - Exaggerate the groundbreaking nature of your show. "Just talk about what the show is," said Sutton. "Don’t try to reinvent the wheel, don’t try to entice me with something that will be a lie once I watch the tape. Don’t call it cutting edge if it’s not. Just say what it is."
    Here's a clip about Alyssa Williams, the girl we coached for MTV Made.

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