Calm down, ladies, Eric Knobel is spoken for.
Eric Knobel. I'd rather play ComedySportz with Eric Knobel than almost anyone else on the planet. Sometimes I feel like Eric's deliberate pessimism is the only antidote to my deliberate optimism and between us lies the truth.
Mary just walked in (I know! It's midnight!) She says he's "..such a little shit but I love him to death." That about sums it up.