I started my new job at NCS Pearson today. Whoo hoo! There are lots of crazy acronyms to learn, and the voice mail commands are in seemingly deliberate opposition to what's in my brain from Ramerican Rexpress. But everyone is very nice -- my boss took a whole hour to just walk me around and introduce me to people. There's free coffee and tootsie rolls. Oh, and the best part? It's sort of in the country, which is to say Minnetonka, which means there are beautiful trees and geese and other nature stuff. Inexplicably, there's a bus route that drops me off in the middle of the street right out front in the middle of this industrial park. What? I know. And I only work four hours a day. How did this miracle become mine? Monster.com, baby!