George W. Bush's Platform
1) Eat babies.
2) Eat some more babies.
3) Give large corporations free rein to rip off their shareholders and employees.
4) Do whatever possible to drive a wedge between America and the Islamic world.
5) Go on vacation.
6) Limit the civil liberties of gays. And women. And...everyone.
7) Increase the national deficit like it's the college credit card your daddy will pay off later.
8) Eat babies.