"Jill Bernard is insane! The sexy kind of insane!" - Noah Ginex, WNEP Theater

or, alternately:

"Jill Bernard is insane! The sexy kind of insane, like Mary Todd Lincoln insane, without the broken ankle from jumping onto the stage. Wait, that was John Wilkes Booth. Jill Bernard is John Wilkes Booth!" -Noah Ginex, WNEP Theater