Holy cats, Jill Bernard fans, it's a fabulous time for some Jill! Get your calendars out and your pencils sharpened, here it comes. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE try to catch as many of these shows as you can, I desperately need your support.

MARCH 3 - a snippet of DRUM MACHINE, my solo show as part of the Mean Sisters Variety Show at the Bryant Lake Bowl, 810 West Lake Street, Mpls 8:00PM, $10

MARCH 10 - DRUM MACHINE as part of the Courageous Mongoose Festival in Bowling Green, KY! At the Gordon Wilson Lab Theatre on the Western Kentucky University campus, 8:00PM, $10

MARCH 16 & 23 at 7:30PM and MARCH 19 at 10:30PM, and MARCH 24 at 2PM - DRUM MACHINE as part of "FOOLFEST 2005" the 2ND ANNUAL MINNESOTA MIME & PHYSICAL THEATRE FESTIVAL, Mounds Theatre - 1029 Hudson Road, St. Paul, MN 55106, $12 in advance (CALL 612-302-9252), $15 at door, $10 students/seniors/groups.

MARCH 18, 19, 25, 26, APRIL 1 & 2 - ORDINARY PEOPLE (BUT NOT) Directed by Jill Bernard, starring Brandon Ewald, Maria Barklie, Jim Detmar and Jim Robinson -- a hilarious send-up of the 1980 psychological drama. All the crying jags and and awkward silences of the original without all that messy genuine emotional impact. Grace Trinity Church, 1430 W 28th Street, Minneapolis, 8PM, $10.

MARCH 30 - DRUM MACHINE as part of HUGE WEDNESDAYS at the Varsity Theater, 1308 4th Street SE, Minneapolis, MN 55414, $5, 7:30PM

The above schedule is also why I'm not returning your calls.
Sorry.
Love, Jill